Following a bunny trail of links, I came across this hi-larious wiki entry. And I should say in passing, I’m more than a little disturbed that there is such a beast as a “ChadWiki,” but I do appreciate this:

Various Other Laws, Statutes, and Ordinances

Bite not, lest you be cast into quiet time. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of the bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, not against any building; nor eat sand.

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It’s part of an Atlantic Monthly essay. You really must read the whole thing, but not while drinking, lest you spit beverage on your computer. And if your kids ask why you’re laughing, you have to say, “Because it’s true!”

Does anyone else do this? I start following links and end up on the other side of the internet and have no idea how I got there.  Anyway, hat tip to you, whoever you are.