My sister, bless her heart, got married on Christmas Eve. It was a beautiful ceremony and both bride and groom (mainly groom, I think) blubbered through the whole thing. It was sweet.

I had a touching–if I do say so, myself–toast prepared, which I left on the kitchen counter along with all the cute little cards that described the food. (Forgetting the cards turned out to be a good thing, because while people enjoyed the taste of cranberry goat cheese pinwheels, they didn’t enjoy the thought of goat cheese.)

But I did forget my toast, so I had to wing it. Here is the original, carefully crafted toast

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