To mark the occasion, I give you a post to help ease the pain. At least they can’t tax laughter. Yet.
“Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.” ― Benjamin Franklin
“Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.” –Will Rogers
“Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.”
― Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.” ― Mark Twain
“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half of the money.” ― Aruthur Godfrey
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” — Douglas Adams
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” — Will Rogers
“Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of ‘May Day!’?”– Rob Knauerhase
“The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax laws are created by: Satan. But he works through the Congress, so that’s where we must focus our efforts.”–Dave Barry
“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan
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